FURIOUSLY JERKING IT TO THE APPLIANCE CATALOGUE

CONTEMPLATIVELY JERKING IT TO GRANNY SNUFF PORN

FURIOUSLY JERKING IT TO THE LORD OF THE RINGS SOUNDTRACK

FURIOUSLY JERKING IT TO THE NUREMBERG TRIAL TRANSCRIPTS

FURIOUSLY JERKING IT TO THE OBITUARIES SECTION

FURIOUSLY JERKING IT TO YOUR SLEEPING FACE

JUST KIDDING, FURIOUSLY MASTURBATING TO TORNADO FOOTAGE

FREE SEMEN STAINS WITH EVERY YELLING BIRD PERSONALIZATION IN THE QC BOOKS

IF YOU THINK “MALE GAZE” IS BAD WAIT’LL YOU EXPERIENCE “YELLING BIRD GAZE”

I *DEMAND* TO SEE YOUR FIST IN HER CUNT WITHIN THE NEXT 30 SECONDS (OR I’LL RELEASE THE BOTFLIES)